...isn't the real problem: you?
No irony or sarcasm; I mean that.
Yeah, I bought it. The trailer for Supergirl. Hook, line, and sinker.
Okay, sure, it begins hilariously like the SNL parody skit of a "Black Widow" movie. which absolutely every single person who has seen both has commented on. Frankly, I think that's to its credit, rather than a criticism.
First, Black Widow and Supergirl are two very different characters. Black Widow is a kick-ass no-nonsense Russian killer ninja spy-chick human weapon assassin agent (with a heart of gold). That's why depicting her as a ditzy, overwhelmed girl-in-the-big-city is so funny (and would be wrong). But Supergirl's story -- like it or not -- has always been that of a young person struggling to fit in on her adopted homeworld, to be an ordinary person with extraordinary powers and responsibilities. And that is the story the trailer tells.
In case you now just take it for granted, that's kind of Superman's story too, except he's farther along the path than Supergirl and had years with supportive parents to make the transition. Clark Kent is wage-earner in a demanding media-based profession with a difficult boss in a big city.
|Although one assumes Perry White hasn't had implants.|
And, essentially, so is Kara in the new trailer. In the absence of a tv version of Superman, Kara Danvers becomes Clark Kent. Finally, we will see the ONE thing we have never seen: Supergirl without Superman around to overshadow her.
|You COULD have gotten a show where Linda Danvers is Governor of Florida.|
So just be grateful.
Now, some would complain about showing Kara as a being hesitant or unfamiliar with her powers. That's not like Superman at all and it's demeaning to show her as an unconfident neophyte! For those folks, I have one word: Smallville. There was a series that showed Clark Kent doing exactly that...for ten years.
|The Smallville Decade; It's really all just a "Blur".|
Besides, nearly every superhero show starts with its hero getting powers and getting used to them (or to using them to Fight Crime). It's part of helping the audience identify with the main character.
|You know what else helps the audience identify with a character?|
A horse. A white horse that saves you in the nick of time. It's just like the cavalry except without any guys sitting on it.
Is Kara a little goofy? Or course she is. So is Barry Allen.
|Nice hat, Barry.|
Almost everyone in their early 20s is goofy (particularly on teevee). Even hyper-competent genius Felicity Smoak is goofy.
|No, Felicity. It is not.|
What do you expect Supergirl to be?
The show even tackles some of the sexist belly-shirt/hotpants horrors that have been forced on poor Kara through the years.
|Fans: "SuperMAN would never wear that."|
Me: "He would if they had hired Mario Lopez."
|Potentially dangerous leg-distorting phenomena, I'll wager.|
Good for her. I have spent years making fun of Supergirl for symbolizing futility and determinism and lack of free will. Finally we have a Supergirl who makes choices. You can make fun of her all you want, but for now I am very much on her side.
However, I am still NOT down with 7-foot muscular super-model Jimmy -- oh, sorry, JAMES-- Olsen. But I've made a decision. I will soldier on as follows: I will simply assume that REAL Jimmy Olsen accidentally drank some potion at Prof. Potter's lab or was exposed to some alien artifact at the Fortress of Solitude that caused one of his trademark Amazing Transformations into this:
|This is NOT "Superman's Pal".|
This is more like "Scipio's Pal".
My other issue is with Kara's semi-Cisco sidekick, who's posited as an unrequited love interest but smells much much much more like her Sassy Gay Friend.
|He...could ALSO be my pal. My sassy gay pal.|
C'mon, showrunners; it's time for a superhero to have a Sassy Gay Friend. Heck...even Black Widow got one: